I post what I want when I want.
I'm fucking awesome.
Weeknd obsessed.

accioramen:

macklemorethanlikely:

i don’t understand why some people want the power to freeze things or fly or be invisible

dude imagine if you could stop time

like you could literally just stop time for a year and just do nothing or write a book

or you could stop time at night and literally have a full night’s worth of sleep in less than a second

you’d have so much time to do whatever you want

All I want is Bernard’s Watch for fuck’s sake.

I want the power of persuasion so i can tell Johnny Depp and every other sexy motherfucker that they want to have sex with me hahaha.

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

xekstrin:

theonewhosawitall:

fairyspork:

i-am-momo-senpai:

That is a horror that may never again be recreated.

Holy shit

photobomb from beyond the grave

okay but when you flip it you get

HAYYYYY GURLLLL WHERE THE PARTY AT

this website i swear

14inches:

((((((((this is a website))))))))))

((((((((((stop taking everything seriously))))))))

((((((stop caring about follower count))))))

(((((((((((((unfollow people if you dont like them)))))))))))))

(((((((((don’t whine if someone deletes your comment)))))))

((((((dont b an asshole and send hate))))))

((((website))))

(((((((((supposed 2 b fun)))))))

((((((((((((stop))))))))))))

fukkkres:

dis bitch look like a above ground radish
totalimmortals:

I just love this picture a lot.
bootyscientist:

this shit got me cryin